THE SMALL PRINT
--Beginning Small Print --Thank you for reading the small print. The fact that you are reading it shows that you are curious, have incredibly good vision, have an extremely large computer screen, or know how to operate the zoom capabilities of your internet browser. Our small print simply declares that DontVisitOurSite.com is a distinctively Christian website. Our articles reflect our belief that the Bible is the word of God and that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, came to earth to die for the sins of the world on the cross, be buried and rise from the dead after three days. He is alive, and offers eternal life with God to all who simply believe in Him for it. "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16). Because of its distinctive, Bible-believing Christian emphasis, Don'tVisitOurSite.com may be offensive to Atheists, Agnostics, Buddhists, Cults, Hindus, Muslims, Pagans, Wiccans, various groups of Christians or Christian related religions, assorted types of farm animals, and just about everyone else. If you are offended by an article on this site, take a number and join the club. Unless otherwise noted, all articles on this site were written by Stephen Baker. Don'tVisitOurSite.com does not necessarily agree with everything on every website that we link to. Thank you again for reading the small print.--End Small Print--
FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH NO SENCE OF HUMOR
We don't really want you to not visit our site. This website uses a complex mind control technique known as "reverse psychology" to brainwash you into paying us a visit. Once here, we continue to use "reverse psychology" to persuade you to look at different pages on our site such as: Interested in Going to Hell?
We would really love it if you stuck around and visited more pages on our website and even if you would leave a comment! But if you don't, we could care less because YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE ANYWAY.
Just kidding. We also think that the general negativity of this website is rather funny. If you don't, we're very sorry. Don't let the home page hit you on the way out.
-The Management